Yes, it's that time of the year again, Oscar time. I'm under a self-imposed media blackout at the moment (pretty hard for a news junky like me) as I want to watch the Academy Awards tonight without knowing who won first (yes, I know it's tragic :!: ). Hopefully the Aussies will do well, but have a feeling it will not be our year. Anyway, just got my Lethal Information DVD today and was thinking, "what are some of the best Private movie storylines :?:"

No, not all porn needs a script, but it's nice to have some with a good story in your collection. Off the top of my head I would have to say Lethal Information, Body Shock and Madness. I'm sure there are any more, what are your favourites :?:

Bawdy 8)

i nominate 'operation sex siege'...

Yeah, I'll have to give Operation Sex Siege another showing :!:

How about the worst story? Eternal Love must come pretty high up there. Evil Sorcerers indeed!

How many Oscars did "Mr Roberts" win :?:

Bawdy 8)

How many Oscars did "Mr Roberts" win :?:

Bawdy 8)

Well Best Supporting Actor for Jack Lemmon. It was also a Best Picture Nominee along with best sound

speaking of jack lemmon... how about a private version of 'some like it hot', with, say, moonlight as marilyn monroe, and jack lemmon and tony curtis substituted by franco roccaforte and choky ice in drag? who knows? - maybe franco roccaforte would win the 'best supporting actress' award at the next erotic 'hot d'or' ceremony in cannes! (only kidding, franco!)

That's a pretty good idea Baskkk. I'd second that.

How about the worst story? Eternal Love must come pretty high up there. Evil Sorcerers indeed!

the narrative links in 'eternal love' are indeed a load of old tosh... in fact, they are SO crap that they become very entertaining - in the same way that, for example, ed wood's 'plan 9 from outer space' is so bad that it's good!
there's no question about the sex, though: it's hot! - and this movie is "a must" for fans of michelle wild.

private: what can you tell us about barbara brown - the credited writer of so many private movies, including 'eternal love'?

Hi there... I've asked Production and "Barbara Brown" is a collection of creative writers... (or not so creative in the case of Eternal Love!)...

Madboy

ah, madboy, you've just disabused me of the notion that somewhere there was one prolific lady busily writing the stories and screenplays for the vast majority of private movies... i'd imagined her in an evening dress accepting a special 'lifetime achievement award' for her creative contribution to porn as a story-teller...

Oops! sorry I should have made something up! :oops:

Madboy

How about the worst story? Eternal Love must come pretty high up there. Evil Sorcerers indeed!
I would indeed nominate Operation Sex Siege as my
favorite, and the worst story line is not in Eternal Love but in Guns and Rough Sex. Does it have a story line?

-- Bram