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jex561
06-25-2004, 12:36 AM
A blow job movie without cumshots?
What are these guys thinking about?
This is a compilation of various starting scenes were the girls give some head. Nothing more. No cumshots, the scenes just suddenly change.
Nothing special here either.
At the end there are a couple of very bad typical PRIVATE missing the mark cumshots Cum Dodging seems to be a PRIVATE trademark, and is causing a lot of people to give up on them.
I thought that because of its title maybe we would actually get to see some of the few and far between cumshots in mouth that sometimes sneak past the PRIVATE censors. But I was not expecting a movie without almost any cumshots at all!
Avoid this one like it had STD.
Hey PRIVATE shape up.

jex561
06-25-2004, 01:35 AM
To make sure that more people are not taken in by the PRIVATE label, I have posted a short review at adultdvdtalk.com. It should be up shortly.

If this movie is what PRIVATE is doing to rake in some cash, they have really gone downhill.

On the other hand, if you are a person who hates to see men ejaculate or even sex on the video, this flick should be perfect for you.

baskkk2003
06-25-2004, 02:01 AM
Hi, jex. Maybe you'd prefer the Private compilations 'Cumshot Deluxe' 1 & 2 or 'Cum Guns'.
As for 'Blowjob Mania', I like watching girls sucking cock at the start of scenes or part way though scenes, so, for me, seeing a compilation of these sequences is an entertaining experience, building up a heady momentum. Besides which, there are some cumshots included in the mix, as you point out.
'Blowjob Mania' is a clips compilation, drawing from the work of different directors and reflecting various styles. Okay - it's a different concept to 'The Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio', for example, where each sequence is especially filmed for the movie and ends in a cumshot, but that particular format can look rather 'samey' for my taste.
I take your point, though, about consumer expectations. The consumer who's used to a series like 'Dr. Fellatio' might assume that any title with 'Blowjob' in it will be yielding a cumshot with every sequence. So when the customer is casually browsing a porn store and catches sight of 'Blowjob Mania' it might not be immediately clear to them that this Private title occupies a different niche to the likes of 'Dr. Fellatio'. The current write-up for 'Blowjob Mania' in the on-line Private shop is misleading to the extent that it refers to the movie's seven categories as "cum-drenched".
Having said that, jex, I think your blanket criticism of the quality of Private cumshots is overgeneralised and unfair. You're ignoring shed loads of evidence in order to present a negative caricature. And as long as a customer 'knows what they're getting' I don't see what the problem is with having a choice of products of different types. Nor do I see why someone should react so bitterly against a popular label just because their products don't happen to match a personal 'ideal'. There is plenty of other material in the market place.

Dutchy
06-25-2004, 05:35 PM
Baskkk,

I completely agree with you and couln't say it better.
Jex hasn't seen much from Private. Of course he has his personal taste and that's OK.
If another customer see this DVD he or she could be disappointed because there no anal or lesbian scenes in it.

Dutchy