whats everyones funniest /best lines from any porno not just private , some of the best lines are from seventies movies like taboo, baby face , deep throat ,(why youve got no clitty (really awful accent )) :lol:

in a movie called happy holiday with the sexy olionka johnson from about 1980 theres a line where a guy after cumming over her hairy muff says
"i just decorated your Tree" :lol:

Take Off based on The Picture of Dorian grey??
totally hiliarious for all the wrong reasons . the lead character is very cleverly called darren blue . lives through all era of the 20 th century without getting old whilst in a porno movie he made in the 20s his iomage gets older . so there are scens with gansters, hippies ,a casablnca type scene . its the sort of moive wher you speed the sex scenes up becuase the bad acting is more entertaining .
best lines are
"you cocky cunt !"
"stop washing dishes (points to girl giving him a blow) ,here a dish you can watch,maybe you could learn something "

let me know your best lines and everone can have a laugh .
maybe its a line that just makes you loose control its so hot . :wink: