I want to see a Matrix Reloaded parody using latex or leather oufits. "If you build it, they will cum"

Hey a field of dreams parody wouldn't be a bad idea either!

Kooch

Hi there :D

A Private Films version of the Matrix eh?

Nice, very nice...


...sex in bullet time anybody?

bullet time cum shot, that would be the best don't you think?

Great idea, Michelle wild as Trinity, skin tight suit...hmmmmm :D

I even have a suitable script. Pretty much the same themes, (control vs destiny, faith, purpose, cause and effect, hindu philosophies etc.)

Just substitute the fight scenes with sex scenes.

:idea:

There is a bullet time sex shot in the movie Michael Ninn's Perfect with Jodie Moore on it! And much more special fx, really cool!!!

You can find it here:

http://shop.private.com/shop/product.asp?catalog_name=DVD_ES&category_name=&product_id=DNIN001-NSSPQ-P&searchtext=&lang=ES&resid=0&subval=&locale=ES

It won several AVN awards too, so what are you waiting for? :D
Enjoy!

Not a big fan of Perfect, thought it could have had a better cast. As for the effects, that wasn't a true bullet time shot. That was the cheap version, several cameras placed in series and then edited. And please don't compare it to the matrix! The deep themes were not maintained.

If Private makes a Matrix parody (a great idea by the way), could they shoot it in Australia as well? Maybe I could drop by the set? Make the coffee? Show the Stars around? Something ....? :lol:
Bawdy.

I would suggest to ask Bobbi Eden as Trinity! The black outfit would make
the Private Trinity very sexy! I would only suggest to cut out all the
philosophical talk. The scene in with the "rabbit" girl could result in a
tremendous gang bang! But would to do with Mister Smith :?:

I would suggest to ask Bobbi Eden as Trinity ... but would to do with Mister Smith :?:

I think Chokey Ice would make a great Mr Smith with his famous/infamous cum shot (see other posts).

What about Barbarella as Trinity? I was really impressed with her performance in Private Reality #16.

We'll also have to find some hot roles for those bodacious babes Lenka and Celia Blanco, maybe at the Fetish party :?:

Bawdy 8)

Just a thought.....but if Private did make a Matrix parody, surely the roles would be reversed....i.e. Neo and Morpheous would be played by females, Trinity would be male? This way you would have more girls in the movie, which is always a good thing :D !

I can just imagine it now.....

SCENE: INT The Nebuchadnezzar submarine. Neo is undergoing her training upload in the chair. Morpheus enters.

Morpheus: How are we doing?

Neo: (amazed, Keanu-style) I know cunnilingus!

Morpheous: Really? Show me....

Cue red hot special effects laden g/g scene in the construct, and maybe have other crew members join in after they see how hot the action's getting. Intersperse the scene with shots of them writhing about in ecstasy while plugged into their chairs, and you've got a great scene 8) .

Personally, I think the Matrix is rife with possibilities for a porn version!

SCENE: INT The Nebuchadnezzar submarine. Neo is undergoing her training upload in the chair. Morpheus enters.

Morpheus: How are we doing?

Neo: (amazed, Keanu-style) I know cunnilingus!

Morpheous: Really? Show me....

Cue red hot special effects laden g/g scene in the construct, and maybe have other crew members join in after they see how hot the action's getting. Intersperse the scene with shots of them writhing about in ecstasy while plugged into their chairs, and you've got a great scene 8) .

Personally, I think the Matrix is rife with possibilities for a porn version!

Daniel,
having just seen the last Matrix film I can quite easily imagine your descriptive scene outline. Could this be the 1st porn flick inspired or even scripted by fans :!: Another 1st for Private :!:
Hey Kooch, you mentioned something about already having a script, can you give us a preview?

Bawdy 8)

Better yet....how about a Private version of 'Minority Report'?


Just imagine....Morality Report set in a future where the police have the technology to actually detect infidelity before it happens! Plenty of scope for all sorts of fun and games in this one 8) !

Better yet....how about a Private version of 'Minority Report'?


I will have to shift 'Minority Report' up on my list of DVDs to watch. Have you seen Sex Sliders :?: It has some Sci-fi themes and one of my favourite scenes with Cassandra Wild. Then there is the 'sci-fi sexathon' (madboy is that one of your phrases :?: ), the Virtualia Series and many more. Private certainly has the facilities to create great special effects, not to mention top quality porn :!:

Bawdy 8)

You should definitely watch Minority Report....Colin Farrell is excellent in it, and it is a great movie....interesting concept too!

What are the chances of Private seriously considering an outside script? Is there an open submissions policy? I'd love to give it a go, and I have some ideas (don't we all?!)...

I'd very much doubt it....if they have an open submissions policy, then they need a submissions office and staff to deal with it....too much hassle and expense, plus a company of Private's size and reputation would no doubt be absolutely deluged with submissions from wannabe writers.

Still, discussions such as this one might help to plant a seed in someone's mind.....who knows?

I think Private should consider seriously a matrix parody as the next superproduction. Something similar to the trilogy of private gladiator or the two parts of Cleopatra.

They could make also a trilogy as the original one and for me Michelle Wild should be Trinity. Wouldn´t be sexy in latex?
I also propose female agents like Laura Angel, Julia Taylor or Rita Faltoyano.

I would like to be NEO!!!!!!!!!!!!! :oops:

Laura Angel definitely, she looks great in leather :!:

It could also be a terrific vehicle for Celia Blanco's first Private feature. It's also about time Private shot another movie here in Australia :lol:

Hi guys... I have passed the link to this posting to the Production Team... let's see what they come back with...

Madboy

Got a really quick response... well apparently there is a director who has already approached Private with this idea... but it might be prohibitivley expensive to produce... it's being discussed at least...

How cool would a fourth adult version Matrix be!

Will keep you posted with any further news on this...

Madboy

Got a really quick response... well apparently there is a director who has already approached Private with this idea... but it might be prohibitivley expensive to produce... it's being discussed at least...
Madboy

I can help them save money by putting the babes up at my place during production :lol:

Thanks Madboy, you the Man :!:

Bawdy 8)

i'm making a rather late contribution to this topic, but i've only recently revisited 'matrix', and i've yet to see 'matrix: reloaded' (i've just bought the dvd).

THE MATRIX

my re-casting suggestions are as follows. i'd keep the parts the same gender as in the original, except for the agents.

TRINITY - cleare ('fever'/'gladiator 2'/'in the arms of evil'/'reality 7: wild adventures' /mag: sex #37). check out cleare's look in 'fever' for justification of this casting suggestion: the short dark hair, the angular but feminine face, the slender but toned bare arms, the cute butt.

DUJOUR, the bunny girl - laura angel. i know that laura angel would make a great agent, but i'd cast her in this role instead as there's too close a resemblance between laura in fetish mode and the actress who plays dujour in the original, ada nicodemou, for there to be any other choice...

SWITCH - suzan nielsen
ORACLE - bettina
PRIESTESS - bagheera
LADY IN RED - stacy silver
AGENTS - cassandra wild, julia taylor, sandy style

a scene i'd like to see is a variation on daniel's idea. neo, morpheus and the other male crew members are plugged into their chairs aboard the nebuchadnezzar, unconscious, while being fellated in turn by trinity, who is dressed in her skin-tight latex. meanwhile, the crew are in the matrix, having a breathtaking, all-action orgy with the trio of nasty blonde agents, as cast above. one after the other, each member of the crew shoots spunk over an agent in 'bullet time', and as he does so there's a cut back to the nebuchadnezzar to show him writhing in his chair and cumming all over trinity's face as well. in each case the blip on the pulse monitor goes wild...

unlike in the original, mouse would get to fuck his 'lady in red'. he would keep the line: "to deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing which makes us human."

'MATRIX: RELOADED'

re-casting suggestions:

PERSEPHONE (MONICA BELLUCI) - mercedes (aka eva hot. private mags: triple x #33; sex # 24, 28.)
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AT 'LE VRAI' (TORY MUSSETT) - gabriella bond

neo, morpheus and trinity sit opposite the smug merovingian and his beautiful wife persephone at his table at 'le vrai'. merovingian has prepared a demonstration of the theory of causality - every action causes a reaction - by contaminating a chocolate dish which is served to a beautiful blonde who is sitting, with two male companions, at a neighbouring table. merovingian has mixed into the woman's dessert a computer program designed to disrupt her poised, bourgeois composure and cause her to experience orgasm, right there in the restaurant: "first, a rush... heat... her heart flutters... you can see it, neo, yes?... she does not understand why... is it the wine? no... what is it, then?... what is the reason?... but soon it doesn't matter... soon, the why and the reason are gone... and all that matters is the feeling itself!" inside the blonde's knickers the floodgates suddenly open - it's a computer-generated, explosive orgasm! flustered, the woman dabs her mouth with her napkin and leaves her table for the ladies' room...
at exactly this point i would cross-dissolve 'matrix: reloaded' with private's own 'sweet baby 2', and i would run this porn classic from the scene in the restaurant where gabriella bond, seated opposite a male companion, has caught the eye of a lone diner and is crossing and uncrossing her shapely legs in an agitated state of sexual arousal. she follows the lone man into the gentleman's room and reaches for his cock while he's still standing at the urinal. she sucks and fucks him there and then. the guy shoots jism over gabriella's face, neck and shoulder, and she kisses and licks the tip of his manhood. finally, with spent cock in hand, she switches her smiling gaze to the viewer: she blinks; she pouts; she tilts back her blonde head and bites her lower lip mischievously, knowing full well just what a dirty little slut she is being! here i would cut back to merovingian as he concludes his pretentious commentary: "out of control! causality... there is no escape from it... we are forever slaves to it..."

as merovingian leaves the table, persephone asks where he is going. "we are all victims of causality," he observes, "i drink too much wine... i must take a piss... cause and effect." but persephone has guessed that her husband is, in fact, heading to the ladies' room, which is occupied by the blonde-on-heat. later, persephone challenges merovingian: "how about that lipstick you're still wearing?" he protests his innocence, rubbing his mouth: "lipstick? lipsick? what craziness are you talking? there is no lipstick!" persephone, arching a brow, retorts knowingly: "she wasn't kissing your face, my love..."
by this point, however, persephone has already sought an infidelity of her own...

persephone leads neo, morpheus and trinity into the gentleman's room. turning to neo, she insists that she will give him what he wants - the location of the key-maker - only if he will kiss her in return. as neo's lover, trinity is bristling with resentment, but persephone persists: "i want you to kiss me, as if you were kissing her." neo removes his shades and obliges.
this is another moment where i would part company with the 'reloaded' film - this time in favour of a fantasy porn sequence. persephone, played by mercedes, would bend to her knees and fold back the material of neo's cassock-style garment to expose a massive, rigid cock. her head would bob up and down as she fellated him, and her long, straight dark hair, hanging down her back, would shimmer as she moved. trinity would look on, clenching her jaw with jealousy. there'd be a close-up of trinity's squirming, latex-covered crotch as she stood there, watching, powerless to intervene. neo would complete his end of the deal by accepting a tit fuck from persephone, his cock enclosed within this femme fatale's deep cleavage as she pressed her breasts together. he would spurt hot jism all over her tits and neck, and the contours of her body would shine with sperm under the bright lights of the lavatory...

Thanks for the ones who also thought about me ,. hehehe xxxx Bobbi

Hey if they did do it, I'd be great for the role of Neo.

I am dark haired, attractive, good size cock and the key factor - I know Kung Fu!

But I would only do it if Bobbi played Trinity, I'd fight to get her out of those hot leather pants....! :D

OK Mantamagic, you get my vote & welcome again.

Bawdy 8)

persephone ... would bend to her knees and fold back the material of neo's cassock-style garment to expose a massive, rigid cock. her head would bob up and down as she fellated him ...

Taylor J. Morgan as Persephone?

http://www.privatemembers.com/member/lib/magviewer.asp?displaytitle=&special=&brand=pir&page=28&issue=83&maxpages=124&mtype=new

It wold be nice if Private make Private version of Matrix. Something like Sex Angels. I saw porn version of Matrix (other production), but it wasnt very good. 8)

don't do it, waste of money; porn parody are the worst, they're not funny they just stupid

don't do it, waste of money; porn parody are the worst, they're not funny they just stupid

I have to agree with that. :D

don't do it, waste of money; porn parody are the worst, they're not funny they just stupid

I have to agree with that. :D

nah, guys, i beg to differ. porn parodies are fun if the writing and production design are polished, witty and slick. if the sex is hot the parody cross-fertilises with the original movie in the imagination, stimulating fantasies about the women celebrities who appeared in the original while adding exciting new dimensions to the personae of the porn stars who are stepping into their shoes...

baskkk2003

At last, we have it... a deliberate, unmistakeable and very effective parody of the 'The Matrix', but only for a minute or so! Check out the beginning of Lucrecia del Toro's 'Sex Chase In Graffiti Land', starring Tiffany Hopkins and Andy Elias, in 'Private XXX: Fuck My Ass!!!'. The scene was shot in Barcelona in November 2004, some months after this thread was started. So who knows? - maybe that opening minute is a response to forum requests to see some 'Matrix' stylings in Private! It's an excellent scene, by the way, with some exciting and original shots of the sex, particularly the doggy position!

baskkk

Michelle Wild is retired... :cry:

Why not Celia Blanco? :roll: :D

Yes, a number of the girls in the original poll are no longer working with Private. As I mentioned, in "Fuck My Ass!!!" it's actually Tiffany Hopkins who gets to pose around in 'Matrix'-style, just like Trinity.

baskkk

Michelle Wild is retired... :cry:

Why not Celia Blanco? :roll: :D

Yeah,

about time Celia did another vid for Private :o

Has anyone seen her book?

Bawdy 8)

Just saw 'Aeon Flux' which looked very 'parody worthy,' Chalize looks awesome in her hot outfits. Maybe they could exchange secret messages by more intimate means than just kissing! Dare I suggest a title, 'Aeon Fux' :lol:

Bawdy 8)

Just saw 'Aeon Flux' which looked very 'parody worthy,' Chalize looks awesome in her hot outfits. Maybe they could exchange secret messages by more intimate means than just kissing! Dare I suggest a title, 'Aeon Fux' :lol:


Good idea. I nominate Keira Farrell as Aeon and Steve Holmes as Trevor Goodchild.
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