1) My penis has a greater circumference than her legs do.
2) People pay her $10 000 to show up to a party. (I'd rather rent 50 hookers)
3) I wouldn't want her daddie to sue me.
4) I think her mom is hotter
5) I'd rather see BAWDY naked! He probably has bigger breasts! LMFAO
6) George Hamilton's tan is nicer
7) I'm still dissapointed at the boring Pam Anderson video
8] Her body reminds me that I forgot to floss this morning
9) 2 dimensional body, 1 dimensional personality
10) Because my wife won't let me

I don't think I could come up with 10 good reasons why not... .
She is kinda cute but I guess I could do without.

Geeze, I'm dissapointed that Bawdy hasn't posted his comeback yet!

Ha ha, it's always fun to come back from travel to see Kooch's/Bawdy's entertaining messages. We've been in the midst of eternal holiday travels (remember us Yanks enjoy Thanksgiving where, and maybe it was Letterman who said it, only here in the U.S. could we celebrate a holiday by stuffing food -- into other food). Maybe you need to work for Letterman. (But no, little interest in seeing the Paris video, although it may seem impossible *not* to see it, given the hundreds of junk mail messages sitting in my e-mail in-box.)

P.S. Maybe they celebrate some sort of Aussie version of Turkey Day too in the Land Down Under?

I watched the video. She looks like a bit of a crackhead in it...

5) I'd rather see BAWDY naked! He probably has bigger breasts! LMFAO


Kooch, well it's a short line so you can be number 1 :lol: Regarding my breasts, they do seem to be getting bigger every year, but it aint puberty that's for sure :!:

Bawdy 8)

P.S. Maybe they celebrate some sort of Aussie version of Turkey Day too in the Land Down Under?

We celebrate the Queen's birthday (but on the wrong day), ANZAC (Australian and New Zealand Armed Corps) Day, to remember our slaughtered youth on far off Turkish shores in WWI, and as I live in Melbourne I get an extra public holiday because of a horse race we have here, go figure, but me no complain :lol:

Bawdy 8)

Bawdy, was that the Gallipoli incident? (Reenacted as one of Mel's first movies too?)

ANZAC (Australian and New Zealand Army Corps) Day, to remember our slaughtered youth on far off Turkish shores in WWI

Yes Gallipoli, Anzac Day is commemorated on April 25th and imagine is similar to your Memorial Day. As a 'young' nation we are pretty light on tradition, but we do have one for Anzac Day which you may have seen in the film. A normally illegal betting game called 'two up' (enjoyed by the 'diggers' at Gallipoli), is permitted and even encouraged. Basically two coins are placed on small rectangular stick and tossed up in the air. You can bet on either two heads, tails etc. Best enjoyed with copious amounts of beer in true 'digger' fashion!

Bawdy 8)

PS. see New Zealand is a part of Australia :lol:

Well, seems Paris' latest production was hotter than her most infamous one, literally :!: The set of "House of Wax" which she was shooting here in Australia just went up in flames, I hope it doesn't hold up the release date, I was really looking forward to that one ...

Bawdy 8)