IN private

ASAP

THX YOU

First off, I guess one has to lose a lot of inhibitions, which must not be easy to drop. And most of these inhibitions probably have less to do with fucking on camera than with one having family and friends, who will very likely look down on you on account of your lewd artistry, even if it's something sporadic and just for fun.

Second, you'd better have money. That's your best way into Pornland. Money will probably give you some edge, especially if you already expect to practise your naked Stanislawski with this or that particular actress - which I think you do -, otherwise producers simply won't take you in. Apparently, there are too many men already in the business, and the studios actually want more women. One alternative is to take your women along, but even then I imagine they're not gonna make you a regular just because you brought them two or three girls. At most they might let you perform in scenes with these girls, but that'll probably be it. There'll be no guarantee of constant fun, I mean, that you'll be frequently cast to supply them with your talents.

Unless you're gay, of course - bisexual at least. Gay porn studios are always looking for new performers, and allegedly they pay better than straight porn. But then again here's another full pack of inhibitions to drop. Most men are simply not willing to fuck/get fucked by other men on camera, even if they're openly gay.

Or unless you happen to save Mr. Berth Milton's life from some terrible danger, and in return he chooses to reward you by making you Private's top male star. But that's a far cry from the average set of probabilities. And if Fortune might smile to you as hard as that, she might as well say things like "Hail Macbeth that shalt be king hereafter!", which in your case could be translated into "Hail Elhanandok that shalt rule many pussies on camera!" You know, they say that Fortune is a bitch. But I guess one not necessarily as good-hearted as Liliane Tiger or Suzie Diamond.

And, of course, there's always the more radical option of sealing a pact with the devil for pornly blisses, in which case one should really hope not to be hooked up with people as beautiful as Amy Winehouse, Whoopi Goldberg and Marilyn Manson at one point of the contract. Not that these folks are going to become pornstars - thank Wotan they're not! -, but rather that the world is brimming with beauts like them, and they're all hoping to get a ticket into San Fernando Valley.

Indeed, hail Wotan! I shall eat horse meat and splash warm blood on his wooden image tonight. Perhaps then the All Father will hear us and send some fair valkyries to star in Private`s next movie.

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A Woman`s Ass is a terrible thing to waste

Gold-blond pubic-napped girls and Wagnerian strains in the soundtrack.

Amen.

Ditto to all of that

cheers

beach

tnh, amy winehouse pre-op pre-drugs pre-big hair style, with a more natural look, deserved a good shagging session... she was cute.