Scene 6: Adrianna Ruso, Dorina Golden, Gina Blonde, Jeny Baby, Lea Lexus, Misty Mild, six guys

The production team take over a large gymnasium where no less than six couples compete in a sex tournament, the last game of the Pornolympics. The contest is overseen by four officials and an on-screen cameraman. (The officials don’t participate in the sex, this time.) The idea is that whichever of the six studs is the last to cum wins the tournament for himself and his partner. None of the six girls in this scene has appeared earlier in the movie, so although we are drawing towards the end of the film the scene feels fresh. As the cast files into the gym, Lea Lexus draws attention to her athleticism by doing an impressive series of cartwheels…

The six couples each assume a place on the gym mats, spreading themselves out evenly in a way which fills up the large space. The studs go completely naked while the girls strip out of everything except their training shoes. Two of the officials, wearing suits, sit at a desk in front of the mats, ready to judge the couples’ performances. One calls out a series of positions which the couples must simultaneously perform, with several minutes being set aside for each position. The positions are: (i) blowjob with deep throat; (ii) spoon; (iii) reverse cowgirl; (iv) doggy and (v) freestyle. By the time the couples have fucked their way through these five sections, only three of the guys have managed to hold back their cum. The three finalists stand alongside each other with their girls kneeling in front of them, and the last guy to cum on his partner’s face is the winner.

Romagnoli’s approach in conferring a rigid formality on the sequence of positions (until we reach the ‘freestyle’ section) makes this interesting and unusual as a sex scene. Also, compared with most other scenes involving a large cast, it’s different in that it doesn’t become an orgy - each person remains exclusively with their original partner because they’re supposed to be competing with the other couples. Of course, the performers can’t help but be aware of neighbouring couples, if only because of the surrounding sounds of moaning, slurping and slapping. There’s something oddly arousing about this formal sequencing of the action and the close-proximity separation of the six couples fucking simultaneously!

Everyone is given more or less equal coverage until the studs start to cum, and it’s fascinating to compare the girls’ varying strengths, rhythms and styles as they do the same sex acts at the same time. Wherever we look there are bobbing heads, bouncing breasts and wobbling bums - depending on the position that’s been called. Romagnoli enhances the effect by fielding different on-screen surrogates for the viewer. The two officials who aren’t seated wear shirt sleeves and ties and walk slowly up and down between the couples, in the midst of the action, with their hands clasped behind their backs. They monitor the sex with lofty detachment and a discreet voyeurism which is almost creepy. On the other hand, the on-screen cameraman is more actively voyeuristic, getting close up to the performances and filming low, weaving shots - footage of a sort to which we ourselves are treated. Romagnoli includes a few elevated shots, too, to cover the whole space: perhaps the off-screen cameraman achieved these high angles by climbing wall-bars rigged at the side of the gym which we don’t get to see!

Lea Lexus confirms that she’s the most athletic of the girls when, during the freestyle sequence, she performs the splits on top of her guy’s cock. Jeny Baby looks the sporty type as well, with a perfectly proportioned hardbody and a cute ponytail which flaps around during the cowgirl stuff. Jeny opts for anal sex in the doggy and freestyle sections, so she deserves special credit for that! Adrianna Ruso looks the least at home on a gym mat, wearing big hoop earrings and a gold necklace which would be more suitable for an evening occasion. She seems to be enjoying herself, though! Dorina Golden contorts her face with expressions which walk the line between pain and ecstasy, while Misty Mild looks as glorious as a goddess in the spoon position. The prize for the tightest ass should go to Gina Blonde, whose partner relishes every chance he gets to grab and squeeze her firm, compact buttocks!

The first guy to cum is Dorina’s partner, settling for an early finish during the doggy section. He deserves to lose, actually, because he shakes his cock so wildly that his heaviest jet of spunk flies backwards in his own direction rather than striking Dorina’s ass cheeks. Still, there’s enough semen left for her to gather up in her fingers - which she duly sucks while looking at us nastily. The other couples take much longer to reach a climax, so our spent guy uses up the remaining time cuddling Dorina and licking her pussy. This canoodling pair are not the subject of anymore close-ups, but their post-coital embraces can be seen in the background for the rest of the scene. One down, five to go…

The freestyle section proves the end of the road for Misty’s partner. Unable to wait any longer, he deposits a generous load of creamy jizz over Misty’s stomach. She scoops up most it with her fingers, making a show of licking her digits while giving us some saucy smirks. Next up is Adriana’s man. He’s bang on target with a facial, leaving Adriana’s face glistening with dirty smiles. A dollop of semen rolls out of her mouth…

The three couples left are the finalists. Proud of their stamina, the guys stand in a row while their girls kneel down and brace themselves for a jizzing. Gina’s partner unloads dramatically. He soaks Gina with lashings of cum, eliciting a pleased smile from the girl. The spunk lands on her tongue, face, forehead and breasts, dribbling everywhere. She rewards his cock with some folllow-up sucking. Seconds later, Jeny’s guy beckons the cameraman to approach him, as he knows his own time has come. He ejaculates his sticky strings of jizz inside Jeny’s wide-open mouth. Jeny glances at the camera, even in the middle of the ejaculation, as if to check that we’re watching! She uses her tongue and fingers to play with the mess and she looks at us with an expression of feline pleasure - she’s the cat who’s got the cream! Lea and her partner know that they’re now the last couple to go - this means that they’ve won the tournament! The winning guy flexes his muscles in triumph. Lea rubs his cock against her lapping tongue, triggering a champion cumshot. Thick trails of spunk fill Lea’s mouth, drop down to her breasts and curl across her face. When she’s finished guzzling on her man’s cock she stands up with him and they whoop together, celebrating their victory!

Scene 7: Sai-Taiger / six anonymous cocks

As the immaculate hostess of the Pornolympics, Sai-Taiger triggers every fantasy the viewer’s ever had about beautiful female presenters on TV. That’s why what happens next is so satisfying - as well as surprising. At the tail end of her live broadcast from the studio desk, Sai-Taiger suddenly finds herself the subject of a bukkake scene! Six guys from the technical crew take turns to walk up to her and to cum over her while she remains at her desk. We never see the guys’ faces. The camera focusses on Sai-Taiger’s head and shoulders - with an occasional shot of her chest, too, to highlight all the spunk saturating her silk blouse. The guys who step forward alternate between her left and right hand side. They liberate their cocks from their jeans and jerk themselves off in very short time. During the moments before each orgasm, Sai-Taiger looks up at the guy or at his cock, and she awaits the cumshot with passive acceptance. Never once does she lose her compusure. As the cum spurts forth, the only trace of a personal reaction is in the slight flare of her nostrils, or the blink of an eye, or a curling of her upper lip. The most extraordinary aspect of this scene - it’s both funny and arousing - is that between each ejaculation Sai-Taiger turns back to address her TV audience. Showing consummate professionalism, she keeps her broadcaster’s persona intact. She continues with her television patter, despite the increasing accumulation of fresh semen on her face! There’s some tinny, upbeat music playing in the background. This is exactly the kind of music we’d associate with the closing moments of a sports programme, and it suggests that the end credits are about to roll.

Director Romagnoli appears to have learned a lesson since making an earlier movie for Private, ‘Sex Survivors II’, in 2007. As a spoof ‘Reality TV’ show, ‘Sex Survivors II’ prefigures ‘Pornolympics’ in the sense that it also features a porn star in role as a studio presenter. In the case of ‘Sex Survivors II’, it’s Judith Fox, a former Woodman babe, who plays this part. The difference is that at no point does Judith perform with any cocks - she’s only ever a linking commentator, albeit a sexy one with a good share of air time. Her fans may have felt disappointed that she doesn’t get a piece of the sex action by the end of the movie. So ‘Pornolympics’ represents an advance over this. As if to redress the balance, Romagnoli ensures that Sai-Taiger, his latest spoof presenter, is drenched in cum at the climax of her own studio broadcast! A second difference is that Judith Fox addresses her TV audience in her own voice, without dubbing. Judith is a competent English speaker but her Hungarian accent adds a kind of euro-porn flavour to her show. By contrast, the well-spoken English voice artist who dubs Sai-Taiger lends a precious patina to the presenter’s persona, as I noted earlier - and this makes the dirtiness of the bukkake scene all the more exciting!

The anonymous six guys who provide the cum for Sai-Taiger must have been playing with themselves for a good while before stepping up. They’re all fully primed by the time they take their turns, and they cum in quick succession. Assuming that the male viewer masturbating at home has managed to sit through the previous six scenes of the movie without having an orgasm yet (quite an assumption!), these six guys function as stand-ins for that viewer… It’s almost as if their on-screen orgasms, coming right at the end, afford the viewer a vicarious authorisation to reach his own point-of-no-return and to make Sai-Taiger the subject of his climactic fantasy. After all, she deserves this honour as the one girl in the cast who’s made appearances throughout the film! Sai-Taiger’s lines seem to have a subtext which bears out this reading of what’s going on…


Sai-Taiger: “Well, dear friends, the first day of the Pornolympics is over. It has been an unforgettable and very arousing experience…”

Guy #1 walks forward and ejaculates just before completing his approach. He spurts a second too early, missing Sai-Taiger’s face by a fraction, yet spoiling her blouse. Okay, he's fallen short of his target - but the urgency of his need to cum is exciting in itself!


Sai-Taiger: “…so arousing, it seems, that even our technical staff have lost control of their otherwise undoubtedly very professional behaviour! But I don’t blame them for it.”

Guy #2 dumps most of his cum on Sai-Taiger’s blouse as well, but he does succeed in getting some of it in the corner of her mouth. At this point there seems to be some cheating… Romagnoli cuts away from Sai-Taiger’s face to get a close view of the sticky wet patches around her collar, but, when he returns to a facial shot, she’s suddenly got a droplet of cum hanging from the middle of her lower lip. This wasn’t there before, so she must have scooped it into place when we weren’t looking! Crafty!


Sai-Taiger: “Judging by the huge amount of SMS, emails and calls we have received, I can tell that you really enjoyed the first day of our competition. We’ll be back again tomorrow with another special programme on the Pornolympics, which we hope you’ll like as much as today’s.”

Guy #3 is a hero who really kicks this scene into touch. As the TV music swells to a crescendo, he lets forth several torrents of cum which splatter spectacularly against the side of Sai-Taiger’s face. Her eyelashes are congealed with goo, and she’s left with multiple streaks of the stuff on her cheek and chin. Bravo!


Sai-Taiger: “Our computer system will now work out the voting results of today. As you know, we’ll be choosing today’s lucky winner amongst all the SMS, emails and phone calls received - who will win a trip, with all expenses paid!”

Guy #4 has a distinctive cumshot technique. He holds his cock still for a few seconds before his ejaculation, giving the shaft a tight squeeze. After a moment of suspense he delivers the goods with an arc of cum looping over Sai-Taiger’s nose. By now, she looks properly soaked!


Sai-Taiger: “If you haven’t been lucky, we invite you to try again tomorrow. Today’s lucky winner has been Johnny Blair of Melbourne, Australia!”

Guy #5 unleashes a veritable fountain of cum. Heavy drops descend from Sai-Taiger’s mouth and chin. (By the way, it’s interesting that her line should identify by name “the lucky winner” among her viewers. I wonder whether this is just a name made up by the scriptwriter. Perhaps it’s a name-check for some actual fan?)


Sai-Taiger: “Wow! This is a surprise, as we’ve been chosen as the best event of the day! I’m honoured! I guess that our spectators are feeling very horny today!”

Guy #6 rounds off the cumshots with an impressive discharge over Sai-Taiger’s mouth. As she turns to the camera for the last time, to deliver the punch-line and give us a smile, the combined semen on her face looks like a sticky wet beard!

Sai-Taiger: “And now the results… The audience has decided that today’s best athlete has been… oh!… it’s me! Thank you! I’ll be back tomorrow! Goodbye!”


‘Pornolympics’ is truly epic. I count twenty-two girls and twenty-three cumshots in all! (There may even have been another scene, one which never made it into the finished film - the ‘Behind The Scenes’ footage in the DVD ‘Extras’ includes material shot in a gym, with models who don’t appear in the movie.) But it’s quality, not quantity, that matters; Romagnoli carries the torch for Private with his creative ideas, his sense of fun - and his intuitive understanding of what will turn the viewer on! Highly recommended!